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Haddow Swapna Dave Pigeon
Winner of the Greenhouse Funny Prize; shortlisted for the Sainsbury's Book Award and numerous regional awards, this hilarious series is adored by its readers! If you can read this, you obviously understand Pigeonese. You may read my book. If you're a cat and you've learnt Pigeonese . . . (Ha ha ha! As if a cat would be smart enough to learn Pigeonese). This must mean if you are a cat and you are able to read this, you have taken a pigeon hostage so that you can trick them into translating the Pigeonese words into Meow. I demand you release the hostage pigeon now. My book contains top secret ideas that are none of a cat's business. Dave Pigeon is writing a book on how he defeated Mean Cat in order to help fellow pigeons everywhere. Cats beware! A hilarious debut for 6+ readers with black and white illustrations by the superbly talented Sheena Dempsey.
1621 Руб.
Landy Derek Skullduggery Pleasant. The Faceless Ones
Third bone-breaking, belly-busting adventure in the bestselling series that puts the "funny" back in... um... funny bestselling series. That didn't really work, did it? If you've read the previous Skulduggery books then you know what the Faceless Ones are - and if you know what the Faceless Ones are, then you can probably take a wild guess that things in this book are going to get AWFULLY sticky for our skeletal hero and his young sidekick. If you haven't read the previous Skulduggery books then what are you doing reading this? Go and read them right now, so that you know what all that stuff in the previous paragraph was about. Done? Good. So now you're on tenterhooks too, desperately awaiting the answers to all your questions, and instead you're going to have to wait to read the book. Sorry about that.
789 Руб.
Stamp Emer Unbelievable Top Secret Diary of Pig
This laugh-out-loud funny debut will please boys, girls, pigs, vegetarian farmers, ducks . . . everyone except for evil chickens! This is me. I is Pig! If you is reading this, you can read Pig, and you is very clever. Unless you is an Evil Chicken, in which case, don't read this! Pig is troubled. Usually, life on the Farm is pretty good. He has yummy slops, a true friend in Duck, mud to roll in, and Farmer to scratch his back and call him Roast Pig (his special nickname). But the Evil Chickens are up to something evil, involving a tractor-rocket. And Duck has something else to show his porcine friend: a shed where Farmer prepares to eat Pig for dinner! What can Pig do? If he goes in the Chickens' trocket, he might run out of slops. If he stays, he'll become sausages and bacon. But if Pig and Duck can come up with a plan that involves the chicken house, the trocket, some itchy sheep, and an imaginary fox - maybe they can fix the Farm . . . or maybe they'll land in even more trouble. Don't miss the hysterically funny debut from Emer Stamp and Pig!
868 Руб.
Peppa Pig: Peppa's Christmas. Board book
Peppa, George, Mummy and Daddy Pig are getting ready for Christmas! You can read along in this sturdy, cosy board storybook as they choose a Christmas tree, decorate the house and meet a surprise visitor. This book is perfect for little ones at Christmas time!
1072 Руб.
Dr Seuss Fox in Socks
The Dr. Seuss classic about the irrepressible Fox in Socks gets a brand new look – bringing his hilarious tongue-twisters and rollicking rhymes to a new generation of readers. The classic story from the one and only Dr. Seuss, now with a brand new look! Fox in Socks teaches a baffled Mr. Knox some of the slickest, quickest tongue-twisters in town, and you can read along too – if your tongue can manage it! The perfect book for budding readers, the new style brings an old favourite to a whole new generation.
1065 Руб.
Read Me and Laugh. Funny Poem for Every Day
A year full of wonderfully funny poems. The READ ME brand has been a publishing sensation, selling tens of thousands of copies and continuing to sell strongly for half a decade. This brand-new collection features a funny poem for every day of the year, from rhymes that will raise a gentle smile to verse that will make you laugh your socks off. This book is packed with gems new and old from poets such as Charles Causley, Roger McGough, Lewis Caroll, Paul Cookson and Wendy Cope. Chosen by Gaby Morgan.
1243 Руб.
Dr Seuss Fox in Socks
In this hilarious book, the irrepressible Fox in Socks teaches a baffled Mr. Knox some of the slickest, quickest tongue-twisters in town. Fox in Socks teaches a baffled Mr. Knox some of the slickest, quickest tongue-twisters in town, and you can read along too - if your tongue can manage it! With his unique combination of hilarious stories, zany pictures and riotous rhymes, Dr. Seuss has been delighting young children and helping them learn to read for over fifty years. Creator of the wonderfully anarchic Cat in the Hat, and ranked among the UK's top ten favourite children's authors, Seuss is firmly established as a global best-seller, with nearly half a billion books sold worldwide. As part of a major rebrand programme, HarperCollins is relaunching 17 of Dr. Seuss's best-selling books, including such perennial favourites as The Cat in the Hat, Green Eggs and Ham and Fox in Socks. In response to consumer demand, the bright new cover designs incorporate much needed guidance on reading levels, with the standard paperbacks divided into three reading strands - Blue Back Books for parents to share with young children, Green Back Books for budding readers to tackle on their own, and Yellow Back Books for older, more fluent readers to enjoy. Fox in Socks belongs to the Green Back Book range.
1213 Руб.
Guillain Charlotte Socks for Santa
A boy called George had a magical plan, One Christmas Eve, frosty and bright. As Santa brought presents to him every year, He’d take gifts to Santa that night. Join George, a young and courageous explorer with all the pluck of a little Indiana Jones, on a very festive quest – to find Father Christmas himself! This time George is heading to the North Pole to deliver lots of presents to Santa for a change! But oh no – Santa and the elves are in trouble, and Rudolf has lost the light from his red nose! Can George step up and save Christmas? Socks for Santa is funny and heartwarming rhyming romp, perfect for reading aloud to boys and girls aged 3+ who love adventure stories and Christmas. Ideal for fans of Father Christmas Needs a Wee and Aliens Love Panta Claus. George’s first adventure Spaghetti with the Yeti was shortlisted for the Roald Dahl Funny Prize and the Sheffield Children’s Book Award.
850 Руб.
Donaldson Julia Fox's Socks
Lift the flaps and join in the fun with this bestselling preschool classic, Fox's Socks by Julia Donaldson and Axel Scheffler, creators of The Gruffalo. Poor old Fox has lost his socks - can you help him find them? Are they in the kitchen or under the stairs? Are they inside the clock or hidden in a chest? Lift the flaps and find out! With sturdy flaps on every spread and rhyming stories that are a joy to read aloud, the Tales from Acorn Wood series has been delighting both parents and toddlers for over twenty years.
2442 Руб.
Pratchett Terry Father Christmas's Fake Beard
A collection of wonderful Christmas stories from the fantastically funny Terry Pratchett. With incredible illustrations from Mark Beech, it's the perfect stocking filler! Have you ever wanted Christmas to be different? Turkey and carols, presents and crackers - they all start to feel a bit . . . samey. How about a huge exploding mince pie, a pet abominable snowman, or a very helpful partridge in a pear tree? What if Father Christmas went to work at a zoo, or caused chaos in a toy store or, was even, arrested for burglary!? Dive into the fantastically funny world of Terry Pratchett, for a festive treat like no other. These ten stories will have you laughing, gasping and crying (with laughter) - you'll never see Christmas in the same way again. 'Funny, action-packed . . . a rip-roaring read' The Sun
1840 Руб.
Like It Basket White 170
This Like It Basket is a perfect choice if you want to organize your drawers and cupboards, and ensure your clothes are no more a messy heap. This multipurpose basket allows you to store towels, socks and inners. No more mess in your wardrobes; just organize them in the box and retrieve whatever you want easily. It has square holes all over to help you easily see the contents inside and provides easy access to the things kept inside from the top. You can also stack them and combine with other Unicorn baskets and drawers to maximize storage. .(1)Made from high quality plastic material(2)Helps in keeping cupboards and wardrobes organized. (3)Can store towels, clothes, socks, inners and more(4)Can be combined with other Unicom drawers and baskets(5)Stackable(6)White color..
0 Руб.
Martin Holly Christmas at Mistletoe Cove
Christmas has arrived on gorgeous Hope Island, promising snowflakes, surprises and plenty of seasonal romance. So snuggle up and fall in love with a brand-new story from the bestselling author of Christmas at Lilac Cottage… Growing up on Hope Island, Eden Lancaster always believed that if you wished hard enough for something, dreams really could come true. But Eden’s greatest wish is also her biggest secret: she has been completely in love with her childhood friend, the charming and attractive Dougie Harrison, for as long as she can remember. And he has no idea. When Dougie leaves his successful life in New York to return home to Hope Island for good, Eden can’t escape her feelings. Her heart is full of hope that her romantic dreams are finally, at long last, going to come true… This Christmas could change everything. But can a lifelong friendship really turn into the perfect romance? And will Eden get the happily ever after she’s always wished for? Christmas at Mistletoe Cove is like a warm hug on a cold winter’s day. If you love Debbie Macomber and Miranda Dickinson, this story is the perfect treat for you this Christmas.
3036 Руб.
Hay John Fly, Fly, Fly Your Sleigh. A Christmas Caper!
A hilarious Christmas story, Fly, Fly, Fly Your Sleigh is full of funny rhymes, inspired by the much-loved song Row, Row, Row Your Boat. From John Hay and Garry Parsons, illustrator of the bestselling Dinosaur That Pooped series. With a shiny gold cover to add some Christmas bling! Perfect for sharing at Christmas, young children will love joining in and singing along. They can even make up their own funny and cheeky Christmas rhymes! It's Christmas Eve, and in Santa's workshop all is not well. The elves are hard at work but oh no! - this year Santa's feeling fed up and he doesn't want to deliver the presents. The elves are determined to cheer Santa up with some funny songs. Starting with Row, Row, Row Your Boat… and moving on to verses such as Hang, Hang, Hang Your Socks… (but please wash them first as they are stinky!), and Peel, Peel, Peel the Sprouts…(but please control your bum after eating them!) Can they get Santa laughing, and onto his sleigh in time?
1396 Руб.
Hale Bruce Danny and the Dinosaur Mind Their Manners
When the museum is expecting a royal visitor, Danny and the dinosaur need to brush up on their manners! From saying "please" to holding doors, can Danny and the dinosaur work on behavior fit for a king? Everyone knows it can be hard learning good manners, but that doesn't stop Danny and the dinosaur when they learn a king is coming to visit the museum! This dynamic duo will show young readers and parents alike that nothing is impossible if you try your best. Readers first fell in love with Danny and his prehistoric pal in the I Can Read classic Danny and the Dinosaur, created by Syd Hoff in 1958. Now the popular pair is together again in a hilarious Level One I Can Read adventure sure to win over a new generation of beginning readers. Danny and the Dinosaur Mind Their Manners is a Level One I Can Read, which means it's perfect for children learning to sound out words and sentences.
1276 Руб.
Dr Seuss Dr. Seuss’s Reading Ladder
Learn to read with Dr. Seuss's Reading Ladder, featuring twenty classic Dr. Seuss books! Start at the bottom and climb up each rung, soon you'll find Dr. Seuss makes reading fun! Let the colours be your guide on the ladder of learning as you move from blue to green to yellow with twenty of Dr. Seuss's best known and loved books. Titles include: Blue books: Dr. Seuss's ABC One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish Hop on Pop The Foot Book There's a Wocket in my Pocket Mr. Brown Can Moo! Can You? The Shape Of Me and Other Stuff Green books: The Cat in the Hat Green Eggs and Ham Fox in Socks The Cat in The Hat Comes Back I Can Read With My Eyes Shut Marvin K Mooney, Will You Please Go Now? Yellow books: Oh The Places You'll Go The Lorax How the Grinch Stole Christmas Horton Hears a Who If I Ran the Circus Dr Seuss's Sleep Book Daisy-Head Mayzie
21444 Руб.
Pop-Up Peekaboo! Christmas
Come join a magical hide-and-seek Christmas! Look amongst the snow and Christmas trees to see if you can find Penguin and his friends hiding under the flaps. Is that Mr Snowman outside in the snow? Just lift the flaps for a pop-up surprise! Read the lively rhymes and make story time fun! Your child will be enchanted by the bright images and fun pop-ups of their new Christmas friends through a winter wonderland! Enjoy hours of delightful pop-up surprises in this board book. Help Santa find his reindeer and teddy find the tree fairy. Babies and toddlers will be engaged by finding the surprises behind each flap. This interactive Christmas book helps teach pre-schoolers object permanence which is an important step in childhood development. Turning the pages and moving the pop-ups help learn motor control for improved dexterity in toddlers. Little ones will soon be joining in with the easy-to-follow story. Each page reveals unique festive-themed pop-ups, as well as rhythmic read-aloud rhymes. This will help develop your child's language skills. Enjoy hours and hours of hide-and-seek surprises with Pop-up Peekaboo! Christmas! This board book is the perfect stocking-filler for your little one's first Christmas.
1733 Руб.