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Stamp Emer Unbelievable Top Secret Diary of Pig
This laugh-out-loud funny debut will please boys, girls, pigs, vegetarian farmers, ducks . . . everyone except for evil chickens! This is me. I is Pig! If you is reading this, you can read Pig, and you is very clever. Unless you is an Evil Chicken, in which case, don't read this! Pig is troubled. Usually, life on the Farm is pretty good. He has yummy slops, a true friend in Duck, mud to roll in, and Farmer to scratch his back and call him Roast Pig (his special nickname). But the Evil Chickens are up to something evil, involving a tractor-rocket. And Duck has something else to show his porcine friend: a shed where Farmer prepares to eat Pig for dinner! What can Pig do? If he goes in the Chickens' trocket, he might run out of slops. If he stays, he'll become sausages and bacon. But if Pig and Duck can come up with a plan that involves the chicken house, the trocket, some itchy sheep, and an imaginary fox - maybe they can fix the Farm . . . or maybe they'll land in even more trouble. Don't miss the hysterically funny debut from Emer Stamp and Pig!
868 Руб.
Haddow Swapna Dave Pigeon
Winner of the Greenhouse Funny Prize; shortlisted for the Sainsbury's Book Award and numerous regional awards, this hilarious series is adored by its readers! If you can read this, you obviously understand Pigeonese. You may read my book. If you're a cat and you've learnt Pigeonese . . . (Ha ha ha! As if a cat would be smart enough to learn Pigeonese). This must mean if you are a cat and you are able to read this, you have taken a pigeon hostage so that you can trick them into translating the Pigeonese words into Meow. I demand you release the hostage pigeon now. My book contains top secret ideas that are none of a cat's business. Dave Pigeon is writing a book on how he defeated Mean Cat in order to help fellow pigeons everywhere. Cats beware! A hilarious debut for 6+ readers with black and white illustrations by the superbly talented Sheena Dempsey.
1621 Руб.
Landy Derek Skullduggery Pleasant. The Faceless Ones
Third bone-breaking, belly-busting adventure in the bestselling series that puts the "funny" back in... um... funny bestselling series. That didn't really work, did it? If you've read the previous Skulduggery books then you know what the Faceless Ones are - and if you know what the Faceless Ones are, then you can probably take a wild guess that things in this book are going to get AWFULLY sticky for our skeletal hero and his young sidekick. If you haven't read the previous Skulduggery books then what are you doing reading this? Go and read them right now, so that you know what all that stuff in the previous paragraph was about. Done? Good. So now you're on tenterhooks too, desperately awaiting the answers to all your questions, and instead you're going to have to wait to read the book. Sorry about that.
789 Руб.
Heinrichs Jay How to Argue with a Cat. Human's Guide to the Art of Persuasion
If you can persuade a cat you can persuade anyone. This is the essential guide to getting your way. Jay Heinrichs, award-winning author of Thank You for Arguing and advisor to the Pentagon, NASA and Fortune 500 companies, distils a lifetime of negotiating and rhetoric to show you how to win over anyone - from colleagues and bosses, to friends and partners at home (and even the most stubborn of feline adversaries).
2430 Руб.
Hokan-sho Plastic Lingerie Case Medium
If youre looking for a good way to organize your lingerie, socks, and underwear, the Hokan-sho Plastic Lingerie Case Medium is a great option. Its easy to access your items while you need them, and its also easy to keep your laundry organized. The case is made of durable plastic and has a sturdy handle, making it perfect for storing in your closet or laundry room.Lingerie can be tricky to pack. You want to make sure everything stays neat and tidy, but you also dont want to spend a lot of time packing and unpacking your delicate items. A lingerie case is the perfect solution for keeping your lingerie organized while you travel.Most lingerie cases are made from durable material that protects your delicate items from being damaged in transit. They often have several compartments or pockets that make it easy to organize everything. And best of all, they wont take up a lot of space in your suitcase.Lingerie Case provides an attractive, lightweight solution to many personal storage needs. It can neatly store and classify underwear, socks, neck ties, bra, etc..This is made of high-quality materials and construction which makes it durable and long-lasting. As well as being water-resistant, it is also easy to clean.It is a great choice for those who are looking for an attractive and functional way to store their lingerie. You can also give it as a gift to a woman in your life.This is a great way to keep your lingerie organized and looking stylish. They are also a great way to accent any space. If you are looking for an organizer for your drawer, dresser, closet, or more, then consider this case.If you are looking for a top-quality case that will help you keep your belongings organized and protected, consider one of the collapsible cases listed below. Lightweight solution for easy carrying. The multifunction drawer organizer. Easy to access your small items and keep your drawer nice and neat. Lightweight solution for easy carrying.
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Bauer Marion Dane How Do I Love You?
"How do I love you? Let me count the ways. I love you as the sun loves the bright blue days..." In this rhyming story book, a parent declares her love...as the bees love a flower, a duck loves a shower, a bird loves to sing, and a bear loves the spring. Warm and reassuring, this book makes an ideal read-aloud for babies and toddlers!
1914 Руб.
Hargreaves Roger Mr. Noisy
The bestselling children's books series for over 50 years! Mr Noisy was a very, very noisy person indeed. If Mr Noisy was reading this story to you, he'd be shouting it at the top of his voice. When Mr Noisy sneezes you can hear it in the next country... The Mr Men and Little Miss have been delighting children for generations with their charming and funny antics. Bold illustrations and funny stories make Mr Men and Little Miss the perfect story time experience for children aged two up. Have you met them all?
748 Руб.
Stackers Makeup Drawer Blush Pink
The Stackers Makeup Drawer Blush Pink is made of polyurethane which is a material that is tougher than leather. It is strong and durable. This Makeup Drawer will last for a long time without breaking. It can be used for keeping your cosmetics or your office stationery. It helps organize your cosmetics and you will no longer lose your liners and concealers as you know where to look for them. If you are the kind who travels, this drawer can be your assistant in keeping your cosmetics or stationery organized. It does not get affected even if water is splashed on it. To some extent it is water proof. You can divide the Stackers Makeup Drawer Blush Pink into sections and store a variety of different items. Smaller boxes can be kept inside it to enhance its utility. This Stackers Makeup Drawer can be an ideal gift for friends, neighbours and relatives. They will absolutely love it. It is good value for money as the Stackers Makeup Drawer Blush Pink will last you for a long time. The Stackers makeup drawers style, size and quality are excellent as also its price. It is beautiful as well easy to open. Hereafter your dressing table will not present an untidy appearance. The Stackers Makeup Drawer Blush Pink is here to organize your dressing table. The dimensions of this product are 6.8 cm 25.2 cm x 18.2 cm. You can line up your concealers and liners while having an overview of them. This will help organize your make up and school/office stationery. You can keep your favorites and frequently used items always at hand so that there is no need to search for them. The Stackers Makeup Drawer Blush Pink is made in such a way that it does not slip from your hands easily. You will have a good grip over it. So you need not worry about breaking it by dropping. If you are looking to store away all your liners, concealers and other cosmetics or are trying to organize your stationery the Stackers Makeup Drawer Blush Pink is here to help you. This is a durable product and can be used for many different purposes. .(1)This makeup drawer is made of durable material.(2)It can be used to store cosmetics or stationery.(3)You can keep your liners and concealers lined up and have a good overview of them all.(4)You is lightweight, portable and it will not slip from your hands.(5)It is water proof to a certain extent..
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Browning Guy My Life in Lists
1. Everyone loves a list 2. And this is a novel, told entirely in lists. 3. Have you ever wondered what your life might look like in little lists? 4. It might look something like this This funny, surprisingly moving novel follows the everyday life of our list-making hero, from the very first bullet points at 10, through school days, first crushes, teenage kisses and first dates, clumsy sexual encounters and university, early career, serious falling-in-love and marriage, kids, divorce, professional meltdown and resurrection, frightening online dating, and miraculous new love again, aged 50. If you read more lists than books, then this might just be the novel for you. For fans of Adrian Mole and Nick Hornby and readers of all ages, MY LIFE IN LISTS is a novel for the listicle generation, a book to tickle funny bones and move hearts in equal measure.
3342 Руб.
Potter Beatrix Peter Rabbit. I Love You
Tell your special loved one 'I Love You' with this heart-warming book from our favourite furry friend, Peter Rabbit. Snuggle up with the little bunny you love the most and read this adorable book together. Featuring Peter Rabbit - and other classic Beatrix Potter characters - this warm and gentle rhyme is the perfect bedtime book for babies and toddlers. Celebrating all the lovely things small children do, this Peter Rabbit book encourages engagement and ends with a mirror surprise so that little ones can see themselves.
972 Руб.
GStorm Kitchen Strainer Set of 6, Double Layer Drain Basket
DURABLE AND HEALTHY - Made of high quality food grade PP material, the kitchen strainer set is made of durable and healthy plastic, 100% BPA and is free from toxins and odors. Special materials are impact-resistant, high temperature resistant and not easy to break. 6 PIECE BASKET FILTER SET: This vegetable washing basket set has a 6-layer basket filter design and can be used for a variety of purposes, either individually or pairs, so you can choose the right size depending on the actual use. Foldable and space-saving: the multi-layer stackable vegetable basket is foldable, so when you do not use it, you can stack 6 pieces on top of each other and save space. Besides, the bottom drain basket can be used as a lid. Easy to use: this sink and basket set is very easy to use. If you need to drain vegetables and fruit, you can do it directly in the sink with tap water, which is very convenient. MULTIPLE USE: The basket strainer set is suitable for draining most foods such as pasta, potatoes, broccoli, green beans, fruit, meat, spaghetti, carrots, spinach and other vegetables. More convenient and faster.
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Foil Balloon - Unicorn - White
A foil balloon in the shape of a unicorn, measuring approximately 70x75 cm, is a perfect decoration for lovers of magic and fantasy. It can be inflated with both air and helium, giving you flexibility in use. Whether you are organizing a birthday party, baby shower or other creative event, this unicorn balloon adds charm and uniqueness. Made of durable foil, the balloon keeps its shape for a long time, which allows you to enjoy it throughout the event. This magical decoration attracts attention and makes the atmosphere even more fairy-tale-like. Let this unicorn-shaped balloon add magic and joy to any occasion.
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Cricut Joy Smart Vinyl Permanent 14 x 30 cm 5 Sheet Sampler
Looking for a great vinyl to use outdoors? Check out Cricut joy permanent vinyl sheet sampler! This vinyl is perfect for creating custom decals. It has a permanent adhesive, so its ideal for durable applications. Plus, its easy to use with your Cricut machine! Do you have a lot of paperwork that needs to be kept together but hate the idea of using adhesive tapes? If so, then this vinyl roll might be the solution for you! This smart vinyl roll is permanent adhesive and lasts up to 3 years. It is easy to weed and applies easily with just your hands. Cricut Joy owners can quickly and easily personalize all sorts of projects with vinyl sheets. The 14 x 30cm sheet is perfect for small or large projects, and the permanent adhesive ensures that your designs stay in place. This Cricut joy permanent vinyl sheet sampler pack includes different sheets, so you can find the perfect one for your project. It is frustrating to constantly search for your Cricut cutting mat when you need to use your machine. And if you dont have a cutting mat, you cant use your Cricut at all! Its, for this reason, the Cricut joy permanent vinyl sheet is the right choice. Unlike traditional crafting materials, this material doesnt require a mat for cutting. Plus, it comes in a variety of colors and patterns, so you can create beautiful projects with ease. You can use it to make custom cards and invitations for my friends and family, and theyve been really impressed. If youre looking for a versatile crafting material that doesnt require a lot of fuss, then Cricut joy permanent vinyl sheet sampler is definitely worth checking out. .(1)The vinyl is easy to load and cut without a cutting mat. (2)You can create detailed designs with intricate curves and lettering. (3)The vinyl is great for both indoor and outdoor use. (4)Joy Smart Vinyl is great for crafts of all kinds..
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Stackers Makeup Organizer Caddy Blush Pink
This Stackers Makeup Organizer Caddy Blush Pink is the perfect gift for your spouse. It helps organize pencils, brushes, jewels and a lot more. You can now store them all in one place and you will not lose them. This Makeup Organizer is durable and also weighs less. Since this jewellery box is light weight it can be carried or shifted easily. This Stackers Makeup Organizer is made of durable material and is good value for money as it will last you for a long time. It can be used for a variety of purposes and not only to hold makeup items. You can even hold your office stationery in this Makeup Organizer. It can be the best gift for your mother on mothers day. It can also be gifted to your valentine or gifted during Christmas. This Stackers Makeup Organizer is small but can hold a plethora of items in it. This makeup organizer can also be used in the bathroom. It is made of polyurethane a material that is better than leather and which does not react biochemically. This Stackers Makeup Organizer cant be damaged even if water is splashed on it. It is water proof to an extent. The makeup organizer is meant for rough use as it is made of tough material. It is completely body friendly and does no harm to you. This Stackers Makeup Organizer has a draw and its upper portion is compartmental. It can be used in a variety of ways in the dressing room, study room, office, restroom or bedroom. The dimensions of this product are 19 x 25 x 18 cm. This Stackers Makeup Organizer is also eco-friendly. It can be used to hold cosmetics jewellery or even your watch. If you are looking for a versatile product that can be used in different places such as your living room, bedroom, bathroom or restroom then your search ends with the Stackers Makeup Organizer. This product is lightweight and portable. You can gift it to your family or friends. This will be a gift they will cherish as it is ergonomically styled. .(1)This makeup organizer has a modern and racy look to it.(2)It can be used to organize your stationery as well.(3)It is made with polyurethane that is tougher than leather.(4)This Stackers Makeup Organizer Caddy Blush Pink is a durable product.(5)It will not get damaged even if water was splashed on it..
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Campbell James The Funny Life of Pets
A hilarious book from bestselling author and stand-up comic James Campbell, who has visited over 3,000 primary schools to tell stories and encourage children to write their own. Uncover the sidesplitting life of cucumber scaredy-cats, non-stop pooping hamsters, exploding fish and everything in-between (and some things that have nothing to do with pets but are still ridiculously funny). This hilarious book answers all the big questions, like: do sausage dogs eat sausages? Why has my cat done a poo behind my wardrobe? And how can I persuade my parents to get me a pet? For real-life pet facts, imaginary stories, and a generally laugh-so-hard-snot-comes-out-your-nose read, this is the only pet book you'll ever need! Written by the outstanding children's comedian James Campbell, prepare yourself for The Funny Life of Pets! But be WARNED - this IS NOT a normal book…You read a normal book by starting on page one and reading to the end (BORING). You can read this book forwards, backwards, sideways, and in approximately 861,000 different ways in-between. This is a book with outrageous facts, hilarious jokes, insanely funny online videos and brilliant stories all about pets, the author, and all sorts of other things. Warning: Anything you think you might have learned from this book might not be very accurate so should not be used in a school project or as part of homework. Unless of course, you are made of stardust and are as brave as sunshine.
1632 Руб.
Read Me and Laugh. Funny Poem for Every Day
A year full of wonderfully funny poems. The READ ME brand has been a publishing sensation, selling tens of thousands of copies and continuing to sell strongly for half a decade. This brand-new collection features a funny poem for every day of the year, from rhymes that will raise a gentle smile to verse that will make you laugh your socks off. This book is packed with gems new and old from poets such as Charles Causley, Roger McGough, Lewis Caroll, Paul Cookson and Wendy Cope. Chosen by Gaby Morgan.
1243 Руб.